Rat on Rats
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| Tribe name: | Rat on Rats |
| Tag: | RR |
| Number of members: | 6 |
| Points of the best 8 players | 99.220 |
| Total points: | 99.220 |
| Average points: | 16.537 |
| Rank: | 5 |
| Opponents defeated: |
397.064 (3.)
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We squeaked and we scurried, we schemed and we planned,
But when the dust settled, we got outmanned.
Those rats had the cheese, the crumbs, the prime scraps,
And left us out cold with their rat-trap laps.
So what did we do, in our bitter defeat?
We ratted on rats—'cause revenge is sweet.
We tattled and squealed, we spilled all the beans,
About where they hid their crumb-hauling machines.
“Those rats are thieves!” we cried with glee,
“No morals, no scruples, as you can see!”
We spun up tales, we padded the score,
To bring down those rats we couldn't out-floor.
But deep down we knew, with a grim little grin,
Our snitching on snitches was paper-thin.
Just sore loser squeaks from a team outclassed,
Ratting on rats ‘cause they scurried too fast.
So here we stand, tails drooped and sly,
With a gnawing defeat and one last try.
When you can’t catch a rat, just let rumors fly—
‘Cause if we're going down, they’re coming down sly. |
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